Category Archives: Dear Diary

Pepy Show

Today is 2nd September 1666. I woke up. Then I brushed my teeth with a stick. Then I buried my parmesan for fun. Then London went on fire. Then I realised that I wouldn’t be able to get my parmesan because London went on fire. Then I had my dinner and went to sleep. MLiL


Frankly, my dear…

Dear Kitty,

Today, I sneezed.

This is not normally such a problem.