Today, I got all of my employees killed or turned into pigs or so stoned they couldn’t walk, rammed a hot tree trunk into a monster’s eye, escaped under a sheep literally under a sheep went to Hell literally came back got back on a boat got home shot an arrow through some axehandles killed a shitloada guys who were trying to get with my wife killed most of the maids too just because then went to bed with my smokin wife in a bed I BUILT MYSELF out of this wicked gnarly tree in our house yeah like inside our house and it turns out that the guy who’s SUPPOSED to be writing all this down is BLIND?! FMLiL


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